Icky Weather Today…
Weird wintery mix that is now just ice and rain… I hate driving in that. So, emailed boss about working from home and coming in later. No reply yet.
Man, I don’t like driving in this.
Also, my neighborhood appeared on the news. I recognized the house they showed. Apparently, a tree fell, is blocking a part of a road, damaged someone’s car, and is kinda on a power line…
I’d apologize for this but I’m too busy laughing until I cry.
HIS FUCKING NAME IS ‘JACK HOTTSBODY’.
'…SERIOUSLY LONG SHLONG.'
'BULGE OF HIS HE-PASTRAMI'
'…OSCARS FOR BEST SUPPORT BUTTOCKS'
WOULD YOU LIKE A SIDE OF RACISM TO GO WITH YOUR EROTICA?
So the moral of the story is, if you’re ever in doubt of your own work, remember… this is published.
Thank youuu! Maybelline’s Very Cherry! I hadn’t worn it in a minute and now I remember why. CUZ DAMN IT LOOKS GOOD!
BAM! 💋 #selfie #redlip #daaamn #notsorry #honeyworkit